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Remote control lawn mower technology has actually reached a viable stage. Mind you, there is a learning curve with this sucker and there are not many brands out there, but someone has combined game technology with a gasoline-powered lawn mower resulting in a machine which you can actually drive from elsewhere. This thing has to be a hugely fun toy for the guy who has everything! Or it may be just another cool way to have some fun while enjoying your lawn maintenance chores.

I would be interested in a consumer report on this monstrosity, myself, before I begin advising anyone to buy one. Besides, they price may just be through the roof as yet. There are questions begging for answers: How does it do in rain? Can a starter be locked to prevent kids from using it as a toy? What is the software or guidance failure rate and what are the implications in terms of safety if the guidance system fails? If I chop up my neighbor’s angry dog who follows it all over my lawn while it operates, will he sue? I can think of about 100 other scenarios for resistance.

Funny enough, however, I confess to a certain love for the project. I guess I have to relegate that to my male personality in the end, sigh. As in: The bigger the boy, the bigger the toy,” I may love it but I can think of 1,000 reasons a wife might not, especially if she is in the field of Law. Then again, she didn’t like the convertible either, but changed her mind one fine Spring day. Come to think of it, her feelings for basketball changed with tickets to a game too. Maybe there’s still a chance yet with the remote control lawn mower!