Well, the jury has returned with its verdict in the constant quest for an easier method of mowing one’s lawn and, as yet, they are not entirely convinced. It’s pretty humorous, the entire thing in a way. Personally, I am convinced it is an issue not of efficiency and not of hoping for some relief to American males with a high degree of love/hate volatility regarding their grass lawns. No, I am totally convinced it is the inner child asking - no, begging - for a new toy! Sitting back with a Bud Light, soaking up sun, our typified man gazes securely out at his robot taking care of the “grass business” as he ponders the more pressing issues of the day. His smugness includes a look over the fence at his beleaguered neighbor, once a competitor in the greenest, lushest lawn competition and now relegated to the commonness of doing his own lawn mowing. It doesn’t get much better than this!


Of course, our hero had to take his dog inside for the task. It does seem that Fido resents this interloping package, strutting around his own turf like some busy little suck up to his Master’s affections. Naturally, he rolled it over and attacked it like the unwelcome cur that it was, biting at the battery pack and catching a nasty cut on his paw while cowing it back to its natural order. Those things bite back! Fido looks out the window, biding his time. His day will come.
Our subject did have to bury a cable around the perimeter of his lawn, in precisely the right places, which took a few days. And he had to bury it for the beds in the middle of his lawn as well, so that the little sensor would catch the drift and not knock down the wife’s daffodils. And, yes, it can take 3 days to mow a 4,500 square foot lawn, with the necessary rebooting of the battery pack after 1,500 square feet or so. He will even grant that the $3,400 price tag (2008) was a bit steep. There is also of course the fact that the little demon-machine needs an absolute absence of curious kids nearby owing to its limb-snaring capacity. Nevertheless, he will soldier on, extremely delighted at breaking the High Tech lawn barrier. Onwards and lawn-wards!
The fact is, items designed to reduce the amounts of walking and actual manual hand work come in other forms as well. You can buy a remote controlled device with a typical gamer’s set of toggle switches, if you are more budget-conscious but still have that high tech urge. Naturally, as always, the unattended machine will draw a crowd, animal- and kid-wise. So it is always best to keep the remote handy and workable. If the battery were to die in the controller, who knows when it would stop? You could always ask your neighbors. They will know.
There is a cute little gas-powered machine currently on the market which actually shows some promise. With gas empowerment, you get more power. It is not that difficult to imagine that we would have sufficient technology to enable this, either. Currently, remote controlled and sometimes even automated large machinery are displayed at construction-related conventions, operating flawlessly in the huge spaces they need. Laser technology for these determines the grade and automated blade-setting placements for such things as bulldozers and large grading machines.
In the realm of the lawnmower, I have seen demonstrations of a fairly beefy little machine which can be operated by hand from a remote setting. Yes, I can actually see some fairly important relevancy here; say for the handicapped for example. It does indeed seem to operate correctly and the cut, as always, is more determined by the sharpness of the blades than anything else. Needless to say, there would be a learning curve but I can see some promise out of this high tech baby.
Currently the costs of the completely automated system look like a wonderful fantasy. In the end, it’s one of those situations where we need to wait until the technology - if there is any demand - takes off and becomes realistic. On the other hand, the hand held remote controlled units do show promise of helping those who might either require it and for those big boys who love their toys. Just watch out for Fido. He’s mad as heck and he’s not going to take this spurning happily!
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